Highland

Are you tired of BORING, BALD cows that look like they've just been through an aggressive round of chemotherapy? Do you lie awake at night wondering, "Why can't my cow look more like a 1980s glam rock frontman?" WONDER NO MORE!

Introducing the HIGHLAND COW – because sometimes you need livestock with better hair than your entire family combined!

What makes our Highland Cows the ultimate farmyard status symbol?

• ALL-WEATHER LUXURY FUR: That signature shaggy coat isn't just for show (though it IS spectacular). It's nature's way of saying, "I can stand in Scottish gales and still look FABULOUS." While your other cows are shivering pathetically, your Highland will be posing for dramatic windswept Instagram photos.
• BUILT-IN DISGUISE: Is that a cow or a walking haystack? INTRUDERS WILL NEVER KNOW! Perfect for confusing predators, tax assessors, and your nearsighted relatives!
• CONVERSATION PIECE: "Is that a cow or a MUPPET?" guests will ask, providing you with HOURS of entertaining explanations about why you purchased what appears to be the love child of a buffalo and a shag carpet.
• NATURAL LAWNMOWER: Unlike delicate breeds, Highlands will eat LITERALLY ANYTHING that remotely resembles vegetation. That includes weeds, thorny bushes, and occasionally your neighbor's prized rosebushes if left unsupervised.
• COMPACT SIZE: All that hair makes them look massive, but underneath they're surprisingly compact! It's like getting a cow with 60% more visual impact but standard cow operating costs!