Boran

Introducing the BORAN COW – the Chuck Norris of the cattle world!

What makes our Boran Cows the ultimate apocalypse-ready livestock investment?

• EXTREME DROUGHT RESISTANCE: While your neighbor's fancy European cows are demanding hourly water misters, the Boran is casually strolling through 110° heat wondering what all the fuss is about. This cow makes camels look like water-wasting AMATEURS!
• TICK IMMUNITY POWERS: The Boran's skin secretes a natural tick repellent that basically tells parasites, "NOT TODAY, SUCKERS!" Other cows need constant medication, but the Boran is its own mobile pharmacy!
• BUILT-IN GPS: With an uncanny ability to find water and grazing in seemingly barren landscapes, your Boran will lead your entire herd to resources like some kind of bovine Moses. Who needs satellite technology when your cow has DESERT INTUITION?
• IMPRESSIVE MUSCULATURE: The Boran's athletic build isn't just for show (though it IS impressive). This cow can outrun predators while barely breaking a sweat. It's basically the Olympic sprinter of the cattle world, but with more productive hobbies.
• MATERNAL INSTINCT MAXED OUT: Female Borans defend their calves with the determination of an overprotective suburban mom who's just spotted a stranger near the playground. Predators don't stand a CHANCE against this four-legged security system!